The first time Windows users started looking for an alternative OS en masse it was 2012, and Microsoft had just released a desktop UI so bad it would be almost entirely purged from existence within just three years. Windows 8 was all about big, square icons designed for a new wave of touchscreen-enabled laptops and Windows phones. The classic desktop designed for mouse and keyboard was gone, based on a prediction that soon everyone would want to use all their devices in the same way (this has still not come to pass).

At the same time Microsoft's UI designers performed an all-time beefing-it maneuver, its business geniuses rolled out a new Apple-inspired Microsoft Store and method of locking down apps that spurred Valve's Gabe Newell to declare "Windows 8 is a catastrophe for everyone in the PC space" and start investing into Linux development.

It was truly the nadir of Windows' 40 year history—and is now proof that there's an audience for literally everything, because someone has made a Windows 8 desktop environment for Linux. It's so damn nuts I'm actually tempted to try it.

The description for Win8DE on Github is almost poetic. "If you are one of who enjoyed the windows 8 and miss its fluid animations but have since moved to linux," it begins, before elaborating (without much interest in proper grammar) on the tragic circumstances any such theoretical person now finds themselves in:

"And cant go back to windows 8, because all apps are non functional there."

Yes?

"And if you can bear that you cant install it on the newer hardware."

Yes??

"This is for you."

For me?